Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.

Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"

by Netyop September 8, 2020

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Very rude and very disrespectful. Extreme temper, often annoying. Very sassy.

"Hi peyton" her: "SHUT UP LOSER."

by 123456bgff September 16, 2020

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Peyton

An ugly bitch who will constantly make fun of you for not having something thats on brand and an ugly bitch who takes your best friend and gets pissed off when your bsf chooses you!!! And that is on !!!!!!!PERIODT SIS!!!!!!!!

girl 1 Babe that girl is such a peyton shes trying to steal Olivia from me

boy 1 What let me go talk to her quick ill be back
girl 1 okay
girl 2 (peyton) hey hottie
boy 1 sup cutie wanna go out on a date sometime

girl 2 of course tonight @ 8
boy 1 of course
girl 1 babe wanna go on a date tonight @ 8

boy 1 of course! luv ya boo
girl 1 luv ya to boo!

by Ugly apple September 30, 2020

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