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Alyssa Peterson

#perfect.
an amazing girl who has a heart of gold and is just simply perfect in everyone..
she could light up your darkest day with that smile...
and be mesmerized by how beautiful her pretty lil eyes are...
shes is what everyone wants..
but only 1 can have.
he is one extremly lucky guy.
ayo dude to bad you aint like alyssa peterson
by thatguyisreallyawesome December 16, 2011
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Peterson's Donuts

A classic joint in Escondido, CA where everyone seems to gather at really odd hours of the day because it's open 24 hours. The donuts are amazingly delicious.
We were at Peterson's Donuts the other night and there was a really long line. We were behind these nerdy white boys and ghetto Mexican girls. One of them said, "Oh hell no bitch, they can't deny my card. I just got paid today".
by erics & teps June 18, 2011
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Glass Pattern Baldness

Premature balding found in test tube babies.
I went to the doctor and discovered that not only was I a test tube baby, but that this would cause me to develop glass pattern baldness by the time I am 23.
by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010
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Flower Pattern Girl

A species of girl emanating from very christian families. Field observations show they always wear long church dresses that are often homemade and are always with a flower pattern.

These girls are very religious, often quirky, sometimes downright insane. For generations science has not known if they fit in the genus of "girl", but after research the "flower pattern" has been defined as their own species..

The flower patterns are usually very sheltered and have 5-25 siblings. Sightings in the wild are rare, though some have been reported at county fairs. A large concentration can be found at Bob Jones University.
Dude#1: Hey should I ask out that girl over there?

Dude#2: Nah man, she's a flower pattern girl, holding hands is like third base for them.
by ANMAN September 2, 2010
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Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.
Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'
by jamzyyyy August 27, 2018
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brendon peterson

A yee yee fuck tard cowboy who loves his barbwire tat but loves bush light more. He shows his sweet tat and instantly gets laid. Anyone with this name slays a lot of pussy
Ima go get my Brendon Peterson on this weekend
by Big pp December 18, 2018
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Robert Pattinson

A white British guy who no one gave 2 shits about until twilight came out then people started hating him. He went from playing a stupid ass vampire to a Bat.
He is the Batman
Girls: OMG Robert Pattinson is in this movie!
Guys: You mean the guy who beat the shit out of a guy who asked who the hell is he supposed to be?
by FootlongSlinky September 24, 2020
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