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pole patrol

People that are always on your pipe; haters.
The pole patrol never takes a day off from hatin'.
by JayJaySmoothe December 20, 2005
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snow patrol

a band formed in Scotland although all of its members are from N Ireland. Mainly listened to D4s from southern Dublin who don't know anything about music and who fail to see how almost all snow patrol songs are the exact same and don't go anywhere.
D41 Roysh loike Omg did u hear bout snow patrol's latest song?

D42 Omg I know, chasing cars. I love it, it reminds me of the merc my dad just bought yesterday and its so simple and goes no where so my small amount of intelligence can comprehend it.
by kl;' August 31, 2007
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troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.
is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!
by NonFish October 17, 2008
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taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.
so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.
by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011
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cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.
Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."
by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010
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Roll Patrol

A more extreme form of chubby chasing. "Chubby Chasing" implies a fetish for those that are noticeably overweight, but not obese.. "Roll Patrolling" is a fetish for those that are grossly overweight, such as those that are morbidly obese or bigger.
M - I'm no longer a chubby chaser.

A - Really?!

M - Yep. I'm a full blown roll patroller now.
by MisterMcGiggles June 11, 2011
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Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.
"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."
by Christopher Black April 30, 2008
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