Parent

Stupid, ignorant, heartless, " want the best for you in a fake love kind of way " (when it's really the worst).

Don't forget, self medicated, annoying, grumpy, and think they're the best at everything, prude, and old.

Parents just grounded me for being late to class, what's that supposed to do? Make me want to attend class or skip school to see my friends since I no longer can after?

by EverybodyDanceNow. March 22, 2011

parentnoia

The state of limbo in waiting for yourself or your sexual partner to get her period. Symptoms include restricted spending, diminished sexual activity with that partner, typical lowered substance abuse/toxin consumption, and an overall state of tension or anxiety.

Joe: HEY! Buy a round of shots!

Parentnoia victim: Sorry dude, that cougar I took home two weeks ago says she's 1.5 weeks late. We used a condom, but she said she forgot her pill... But I gotta save my scrilla; I'm a little parentnoid.

Joe: Shit guy, you need to chill out on that parentnoia! Let's go to the strip club and take home a stripper!

by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007

step parent

A step parent is someone who assumes the role of parent, is married to one of the biological parents, and is not a biological parent. Sometimes this person is more of a parent to the child than the biological parent, sometimes this person is not.

My biological dad's fourth wife is my step mother. The guy I call dad is my biological mother's second husband.

by taraneh October 19, 2004

step parent

someone who trys to act like you real parent. They treat you like trash most of the time. You other parent (the one that remarried)does not care how this person treats you.

My step-parent trys to act like his is my real dad, but he is a nothing but a no good asshole

by Lisa October 10, 2004

Asian Parents

if you don't respect them you get shout at but not white americans or other race
they slap you or punish you if you get bad grades
they want you to be a doctor

something every asian kid has to go through in there life
but asia makes better food them america(true)

My Asian Parents said I will be punished if I get bad grades

by Subscribe to sushi4u2 October 12, 2017

parent spiked

Gamer phrase. To be unable to play or group in a game because the parents are making you turn it off.
*spike* is a gamer term that means massive damage all at once from different sources on the same target.

We lost Joe he can't come to the group, he just got parent spiked.

by Aurora Scion March 25, 2008

Parent

Adult who acknowledges that although education and propagation of scientific knowledge has improved since their youth, believes they are still always the victor of an argument with someone younger, specifically their own children.

Me: But this teacher is f**king insane, you said it yourself, how can you defend her giving me a Saturday detention!
Her: Are you daring to use logic against me in an argument? Do you want more punishment?! I'm the parent here!

by Confused... July 7, 2010