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Parasite

by Matt W. April 3, 2004
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parksnine

when someone is completly obsessed with something that everything he does has to do with the number nine. Crazy isnt it?
Man, that Coach Parks is so parksnine
by scott October 22, 2004
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Parasite

A vato who ain’t down with la raza.
Garcia ain’t from here but he stay claimin he down. Foo is such a bitchass parasite.”
by I’m From Here May 2, 2020
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parasram

Parasram is a very chill man .He likes to talk with gay boys from 9 to 3 in the morning.He is also a farmer
Parasram is a gay boy
by 868rasta_raj November 13, 2020
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Parasanience

Parasanience is a disorder thats usually self-diagnosed and means paradoxes, sanity, and sentience, If you would like to become slightly Parasanient like me then keep reading, otherwise..Save your sanity and read a different defiinition.

Symptoms will usually include:

Depression, feeling like the world is fake, knowing that even if you knew if the world was fake or not that it wouldn't matter, thinking that the opposite happens of what your thinking, noticing more coincidinces than normal, feeling there's not enough time in life and being afraid of unknown scenarios after death, realizing there is no fully functional meaning to life (other than fun), thinking of what your saying resulting in paradox, and thinking of parting from this reality because you think it's fake.

If you believe you have been Parasanient before please email me: "enderheroes.zeke@gmail.com",

and I, Ezekiel David Ross - age 13 on April 8th, 2021
Believe that,
I have full Parasanience.
by ENDA_DUDE April 8, 2021
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Paras

Paras is one of the most sensible, mature, intelligent, smart, humorous and handsome man you will ever meet. He is someone who is real and will never go talking behind your back. A great friend to have who will stand by you in all the tough times of your life.

Crush of millions, the girls just drool over him. He is great in bed and knows how to satisfy his girl.
I want to get married to the best man in the world, Paras.
by Suhani Sharma June 1, 2021
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Academic Parasite

An academic parasite is a person who feeds on your intellect regarding a particular subject, usually before an exam or a paper is due.
That girl is such an academic parasite, don't tell her anything.
by antibloodsucker November 1, 2010
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