Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

Paranjay

the nigga who good at soccer and has mad hoes

Johnny Sins is just like Paranjay

by Bob Jigga January 19, 2021

parafenaciously

It can mean anything you want it to mean. It's a universal word of the future

J Willy is parafenaciously trying to write a paper
or
J Willy was parafenaciously f'ing her ass
or
after a very parafenacious day J Willy needed some sleep

by Jeff March 1, 2004

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

parage

Uncontrollable road rage that occurs during a parade or public assembly. The P is capitalized when the perpetrator is a public official.

The Lieutenant spewed uncontrollable parage when a minivan full of children pulled in front of his fire truck on the parade route.

by monkey137bfd December 7, 2012

Awkward Parade

noun. When one is dragged around by a friend, spouse, or another acquaintance at a party or social event and is awkwardly introduced to many different groups in succession of each other.

Joe- Hey Steve, how was your girlfriend's brother's wedding?
Steve- Oh it was a total awkward parade. Before the ceremony I asked the groom's parents if the bride was pretty. Apparently her brother is gay. Then I had to go around and meet her entire family. I was so uncomfortable.
Joe- ...Oh that blows.

by El Holdo July 28, 2009

bipolar parade

An annual march of mentally unstable people

My husband is being a little bitch. He should be the leader of the bipolar parade.

by aruba69 June 23, 2015