granny panties

Soft silky underwear that caresses your body, these undies usually incorperate lacy floral designs and come in very feminine colors, If you have never worn nylon hi cut panties you really should try them at least once as they feel so increaable under your dress or dress pants. Try Vanity Fair nylon hi cut panties once and you will never wear a rope up your butt again. (besides really, come on! Why bother wearing anything at all if your gong to wear that little ropey thingy you call underwear) Hi cut panties rule.

"Hey everyone the secrets out! Granny panties aren't just for grannies anymore"

by Soft and silky May 17, 2006

crochless panties

Pantys that women wear is that they don't have to pull them down to fuck.

Kathy wears crochless panties..

by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009

panty wetter

A person or thing that appeals to and arouses a woman, such as Brad Pitt or the roar of an expensive car's engine.

Ryan, your dad is a real panty wetter.

or

*Revs engine* That's what I call the "panty wetter."

by AppleMonster July 21, 2009

poop panties

After a girl did not make it to the toilet in time and pooped in her panties.

Mom:"jen have you had an accident".
Jen:" no"
Mom: "come here, (jen comes) turn around (jen turns around),(mom looks in pants)"just as i thoght lets get you cleaned up".
Mom: why did you poop panties.

by Thedogg February 11, 2014

phantom panties

panties found in your boyfriend's bed that aren't yours

Sheila: Hey, I heard you broke up with Brian...
Amy: Yeah, cause i found a pair of phantom panties in his bed last night.
Sheila: That cheatin' ass douche! Good for you, girl!

by iceburg27 September 17, 2012

golden panties

A delicate, silky under garmet only to be worn when feeling the heat of raw sexuality.

Example of "golden panties", straddling a Harley, with your lover, through a tight turn knowing what's coming next...

by Holly Shaffer November 18, 2009

Decoy Panties

An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.

Yeah, he will call, I left my decoy panties so he will think he got luckier than he did

by tmwiggins January 7, 2011