ear whipping

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.

Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!

by Telephony May 26, 2011

Amish Whip

Slang for a tricycle, as defined by YouTube musician DØVYDAS.

I pull up gently in my Amish Whip
Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip

by Joe Cool EST. 1994 December 21, 2020

whipping boy

Someone who takes the blame for somebody/everybody else's screwups.

Ferdinand is the whipping boy in his frat since he's a freshman.

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

hit the whip

To fully extend your arm and quickly turn it over out in front of your body with a closed fist. One of the saddest but most popular dance moves of our generation.

When I heard the bass drop coming I immediately knew I had to hit the whip.

by Wowzers In My Trousers July 07, 2018

p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.

Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.

by Telephony August 12, 2011

toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 09, 2006

Piggy Whipped

To be followed and/or pulled-over by the police.

While speeding inattentively, I noticed flashing lights in my rearview, only to realize I had just been piggy whipped.

by P.E. Whipple July 30, 2011