The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010

Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.

Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese

by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012

Fitzgerald Scale

A scale used to measure the awkwardness of a situation. The Fitzgerald Scale is divided into ten subunits, called 'Geralds'. Each Gerald is in turn divided into ten Subgeralds, which gives 100 possible levels of awkwardness. One Gerald is a commonly awkward level, where a ten Gerald situation would be a scarring event.

Man, the atmosphere of that party was off the Fitzgerald scale when we decided to leave

by Reality 2.0 October 20, 2011

Beer Scale

A scale of women from 1-10 based on precise measurements of alcohol.

Something drunk guys use to determine who they can sleep with.

Damn Smitty, I bet she's a 5 sober, but the beer scale easily bumps her up to an 8.

by Big Time April 4, 2005

BonÄr Scale

The most widely accepted method for rating school girls. Ranked out of 12.

Shit son, she's a 9!
No fool, only a 6.

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

Duey Scale

Ranking of females whore factor. Like the Gonzo Fuck Scale as referenced on Playboy Radio which ranks limits of sexual acts (D-P, etc), the Duey Scale ranks how many guys the female will perform these acts with and length between these acts.

Pornstar Houston is a perfect 10 on the Duey Scale after fucking 620 dudes in one day!!

Goodness that slut looks like she'd be a 10 on the Duey Scale... she's talked to every guy in the club!

by ExoticBrittany July 17, 2009