Burpee-off

When two or more people do burpees until only one person remains doing burpees.

Did you see the burpee-off with Arin, Sunder, and Dr. Sung?

by Can of dicks June 11, 2016

Shoot Off

To ejaculate.

The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.

by lcljr January 22, 2017

jilling off

The female equivalent of jacking off

Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.

by tender_roni September 18, 2016

miking off

surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.

Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach

Oscar: Really? Did zach know?

Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.

by goochypoo June 7, 2011

Jenking Off

Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.

I heard Steve jenking off in the bathroom at school.

by School Wizard February 27, 2011

fak off

Slang meaning: take off, shove off, get out of here, leave.

As soon as Emily arrives, you can fak off . We'll see you again Monday.

by Fitz95 May 1, 2016

biit off

pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.

Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

by McBe April 15, 2007