Fuck the Lord

Opposite alternative to "Praise the Lord"

I hate religion soooo muuuuch.... gah, fuck the lord. I'm never getting to heaven.

by Plutoloco October 20, 2008

Lord Dashwood

A sex act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's nasal passage, filling it as much as possible. She then forces air through her nostrils, pushing the sperm into her mouth, which she subsequently swallows.

C'mon baby, give me a Lord Dashwood.

That was a great Dashy.

by The Battousai October 20, 2004

Cheese lord

Anyone who has an mass consumption of cheese, who loves cheese in a thousand different ways and can go on for hours about how much they love cheese, also someone who seizes life and is getting the most out of life weather it be smelling the flowers or taking the time to see the true beauty of just being alive. The best of the best and lord of the cheese meaning a person who knows the world and has it almost figured out.

Max is such a cheese lord he never lets life get him down, i wish i had his outlook. This picnic is such a letdown i wish there was a cheese lord who could have spared us this lousy pick of snacks. With the cheese lord at the helm were sure to win the fight.

by lauthwa June 20, 2010

lord shaxx

The god of all those who dear enter his domain.he turns narrows in to gaps and blade dancers into throwing knives one arm at a time

Lord Shaxx bless me with your light

by 420Destiny October 5, 2016

Lord Shietus

Someone who ruins ever thing he touches. Derived from King Midas, the man whose touch would turn anything golden. Lord Shietus however has the touch that makes everything turn to shit. The destroyer of anything good. Friendships, possessions, and everything else can and will be ruined by this guy. Everyone has a Lord Shietus somewhere in there lives.

Lord Shietus turned this party into shit.

by Cheya Boi August 15, 2010

lord farquard

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"

by James Connorson October 21, 2015

Lord Zathras

A person who truely exists, not as a "fictional" character on a certain science fiction television show... so called: Bablylon 5. Also known as Zathman, Lord Zathras has been known and loved by many individules over many IRC, Game, and Chat networks. He was first spotted on DALnet about 8 years ago, and since then he's migrated to other networks, and gaming networks.

Remember: Lord Zathras, and Zathman is not the same as that FICTIONAL character on Babylon 5...

Connecting to Heaven...
<God> Um.. I forgot who you are...
<Zathman> Lord Zathras
<God> Oh Right.. I'll let you in.

by Drew Moore December 6, 2003