omelettehead

nerd, geek or egghead who is so fucked up, that their "scrambled" brain only makes sense when on drugs

My best friend, Beth, can't do simple arithmetics, but when she gets high, that omelettehead can solve 2nd order differential equations.

by eggsgettinhigh November 3, 2009

Omelette

"I'm lit"

A pun for I'm lit, meaning fun.

"Are you having fun dude?"
"Omelette"

by Moislitlol November 20, 2016

Omelettes

In surfing, a slang term for a surfer's shoulders. One may have salt and peppered (freckled), hot sauced (sun-burned), ham (huge as a mother) and other varieties of omelettes.

Cody: Whooaaa, Brad check out that chick's shoulders!
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...

by wordybirdie September 5, 2018

Omelettelegation

In the communistic motocross world people are scared of the space age technology that Nassa (yes two ''s'') produced back in 1998 (fire breathing Cr250) and because of this they have made and omelettelegation rule to stop ole Uncle Ron from riding the fire breathing pussy ripping commy crushing Cr250

''your ole uncle Ron is really getting his ass fried by this omelettelegation rule. Let Ron Ride''

by Forie May 17, 2019

omelet

when two homosexual guys smash their eggs (nuts) together...

I invited the boys over to make an omelet

by Shuan Lee April 7, 2020

Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

omletshockwave

omletshockwave is an amazing stop motion animator

omletshockwave is a legend

by anonymous February 26, 2021