Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit

Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."

by FromDust April 15, 2023

olympic expert

Someone who has no idea how the sport works but when the olympics are happening they turn into an expert in what sport they are watching

Becoming an Olympic expert

E.g:Someone watching diving
A:watching diving

B:yes
A:do you watch diving often

B: no
A: but why so suddenly you turn into an expert of diving
B: it just the olympics

by Klojarw July 29, 2024

Olympic Drag Supper

Ha! Get it! Because it looks like A REFERENCE to the last supper! Like a Jesus! Get it? It's literally the exact thing you're doing to me except about your incest cult... Instead of me!

Hym "Hahaha! The last Olympic Drag Supper! Hilarious! And their response to it was great too! 'Uh, nuh-uh. It's a Greek dionysius thing! I'm not referencing your thing.' Hahahahaha! You fucking stupid fucks! IT'S THE EXACT THING YOU'RE DOING TO ME! AND THEN YOU'RE GETTING MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH YOU MOCK ME FOR BEING MAD ABOUT MY THING! HA! HAHAHA! HA! GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SUCK! Do you see now how fucking stupid you are? Do your kids really need to die for you to learn? You just keep stepping all up on that rake, don't ya? Fucking stupid. Like... They to the thing you've been doing to me... To you... You find it outrageous... But you're still doing it to me. Except my thing is worse because it's not like they are forcing you to hang up a picture of Olympic Drag Supper in your office. You don't have to spend every day talking to co-worker wearing a picture of last drag supper as a mask while they talk to you."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Olympic Trans-Boxer

I'm sure you guys want my synopsis, so, here it is:

Hym "The Olympic Trans-Boxer all of the conservatives are mad about... IS NOT TRANS. She is an XY chromosomed Female with true hermaphroditism and can give birth! Not trans gender! That's the scoop! That's it. Did not transition at any point. Has been a female and has been regarded as female for their entire life. Not a real controversy. The conservatives swung and missed. They are WRONG! Wrong or lying. Which for conservatives means HELL FOREVER! BURNING IN HELL FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Olympic View Middle School

This place is so boring. A few fights break out every month. 8th grade lunch is practically breakfast. In 6th grade they barely give you anything. Then, in 7th it hits you like a truck. 7th graders are basically starving by lunch, Math isn't so bad. Some kids at the school just don't know when to stop because there are to consequences for bad behavior. Many of the kids make disgusting jokes. There is bird poop or gum everywhere in the courtyard. The locks for P.E & Band are terrible, they unlock with a little tug. They don't have CHOCOLATE MILK AT LUNCH! The lockers are absolutely useless. Who is going to walk back to building A just to get their stuff? but, the band 7th and 8th grade teacher is absolutely amazing.

If you work at OVMS this is a suggestion; if you can, make something where the student will feel the need to think " I probably shouldn't do this because...". As a student at OVMS I know how well this referral system is working, and I'm sorry, but it's not.

No I don't want to go to Olympic View Middle School

by Mr AD37 November 8, 2023

couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.

Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."

by ratchattack January 5, 2016

Irish Olympics

Similar to the regular Olympics, except that instead of playing sports, it's a bunch of drunk people tripping and falling over, vomiting, and ranting.

Announcer 1: Irish Olympics athlete #21, O'Donovan, just face planted twice, hurled thrice, and went on a tirade about his wife!
Announcer 2: Here comes the clean-up crew with some steel wool...

by Leadfoot Leon September 14, 2016