surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.
Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
by goochypoo June 7, 2011
Get the miking offmug. by Can of dicks June 11, 2016
Get the Burpee-offmug. To ejaculate.
The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.
by lcljr January 22, 2017
Get the Shoot Offmug. Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.
by tender_roni September 18, 2016
Get the jilling offmug. pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
by McBe April 15, 2007
Get the biit offmug. 
When two wild people defend their glory as the wildest person around, they have to hold a wild off. A competion of mind boggleing slue of retarted stunts to prove who is more wild. This term originated in Chico, CA when two drunken students (Ross the butt floss and Petie the Sweetie) got into an argument who is more wild which ended up in a male` of mag light face beatings and mini bike races down stairs.
by petie aka the king of day boosing March 30, 2005
Get the wild-offmug.