Jenking off is the act of taking a big whiff of jenkum before jacking off, using the left over sewage from the jenkum bottle as lubricant.
by School Wizard February 08, 2011
by Fitz95 January 20, 2016
surreptitiously masturbating in public, this is not limited to canoing, hiking, driving, plane flights, bicycling, using public restrooms, or ancient ruins.
Louis: So, i was just miking off in the canoe with zach
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
Oscar: Really? Did zach know?
Louis: No, if he knew it would have just been beating off.
by goochypoo May 01, 2011
pronounced like "beat"
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
A phrase meaning to beat (jack) off, but it is significant because you preform this action while Nintendo Wii is on pause or in between races/matches/levels.
Person 1: Yo, I'm gonna biit off so pause it.
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Alrite, I'll go upstairs.
Person 1: TY CU!! *biits off* ooOOOooOOOOoo YAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
by McBe April 10, 2007
To ejaculate.
The stripper was so hot that by the time she finished my lap dance I was ready to shoot off in my pants.
by lcljr January 23, 2017
Hey Monique, do you wanna go out with us tonight? Nah girl I'll be too busy jilling off to some porno.
by tender_roni September 18, 2016