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I've been on tinder for 5 years now but wasn't able to attract anyone!😖
Is it because of the otomatic part in my bio🤔
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A successful optomist would have a large, enthusiastic following and many “likes” on all his posts (even if he can’t spell).
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Paul: Woah! How'd you get around my car? I've been in first the entire!
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
Rudd: I don't know... I guess I used the Oatmeal Maneuver.
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by Derip September 21, 2020
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Always choosing and seeing the best solution.
Always choosing and seeing the best solution.
by Alitleccentric October 20, 2020
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Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
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