These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.

These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!

by gravy111 November 28, 2010

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 18, 2018

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

These pretzels are making me thirsty

can be used as a term for curiosity.

When you and a friend overhear someone and want to know more about what they are talking about, you can say, "These pretzels are making me thirsty."

by Gumbo76 September 22, 2006

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

Satan's pretzel

When one sticks their dick in their own ass.

"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."

by C0deRage October 17, 2019