pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Pity shots

When two middle aged men in a bar asks for a set of shots they see being delivered to someone else, and gets them.

- Are those for us?!
- ... sure...you can have them. (it looked like they needed a set of pity shots)

by Tsukue Kaba February 27, 2022

Pity bout ya

Irish slang for a response meaning oh poor you can be sarcastic or serious

I broke my leg drunk - pity bout ya

by Ab24 March 11, 2024

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.

“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”

by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010