woo honey

Used to pretend that your family relatives, usually your nephew had been roasted by their homie.

Woo honey! Y'all telling me? Oh, he here.

by RaceMeandfitemewithpencils133 January 8, 2021

honey griz

a large, moist bowel movement, particularly occuring after a heavy night of drinking.

Oh, man i'm still wrecked from last night's party. Where's your bathroom? I need to go bust a honey griz.

by mattfair July 27, 2009

tomb honey

honey that has been properly sealed and professionally extracted from ancient egyptian tombs. Extraction requires expertise but few tools; hands on field experience preferred but not required.

guy 1: Hey, did you hear about cleopatra's tomb honey?

guy 2: yeah man, i heard it was perfectly preserved and still edible.

by xxx_indiana jones_xxx February 14, 2013

Honey-Senpai

A cute boyo from ouran high school host club

Akko: Honey-Senpai ish kinda cute tho
Aiden: yesh indeed

by Akko Stalin October 29, 2020

honey barrel

A gun/tactic in a video game that is signature to you, and makes every one who plays against you pissed off. A weapon so over seen that when you get killed for the 47th time you quit the game your playing. A number of first person shooters have that one thing that every one uses and every one hates. Like the USR in call of duty ghost or the binary rifle in halo 4. Every body knows it and every body wants to track you down and kill you in real life. Often after youve used the gun and waxed everyone so hard they hit a second puberty, every one and their grandmother uses it. Like a bugatti to gta5 or a deadric sword to skyrim its just one of those things that make you hide in a corner praying to jeebus they dont get sat com.

Player: Yeah got my Honey barrel vector crb gonna to make a kid cry!
N0oB: that guy!! keeps doing the same thing with the same gun!!
Player:45 kills later noob! noob! noob! yeah im waxin you fools!
N0oB: screw you man leaves game ........im gonna use that gun now.

by Alchemist Fox May 24, 2015

dimlight honey

A woman who appears attractive under low lighting conditions. Usually not attractive under bright lights.

"I thought she was hot, but she's really a dimlight honey."

by just jill July 19, 2005

honey muffin'

Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating (GSCVC), or "honey muffin'", as it is more commonly known, is the ritualistic smothering of the vagina (or "muff") in honey or a similar sugary substance (thereby creating a "honey muff"), in order to attract flies. This is where the saying "You catch more flies with honey than vinegar" comes from, since vaginas smell like vinegar without the honey. This practice dates back to the time when humans were plants, and reproduced via the woman being "pollinated" by sperm that was painstakingly placed on flies by the male of the species.

Tronfo: ... So the missus has been reading these "new age" sexual intercourse technique books.

Ragtish: Aren't they outlawed by NIRC?

*Ragtish adjusts his spectacles*

Tronfo: Yeah...

But...

*Distant laser-gun fire echoes*

*Tronfo gasps, but then quickly settles again*

Tronfo: There's this one thing she did. "Honey muffin'", it's called. You smear honey all over her hoo-ha, and it attracts flies, which act sort of like a free Vibratron 4000, or 5000, even, maybe. The honey also smells pretty good, and it slightly distracts you from the stench of all the dead bodies.

Ragtish: What you've described sounds like a sexualised perversion of the age-old practice of Glucose-Sucrose Combinate Vaginal Coating - GSCVC for short. But speaking of dead bodies, the killinators got Charlton yesterday. He was out scrounging for strawberry jam and didn't hear them coming up behind him over the sound of his jam detector.

Tronfo: Poor guy.

by cool_walking_ February 20, 2010