hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.

by DJR632 June 25, 2007

Hand-whammy

A hand-job. Particularly one rendered in appreciation for a good deed by the recipient.

Bro, I'll help you move your shit outta your gf's apartment again, but you owe me like a godzillion goddamned hand-whammy (s)

by poopshovelthealmighty December 21, 2016

Sarcasm hand

It was originally invented by Dan Bergstein so that he could use it for Blogging twilight and people would know if he was being sarcastic or not. The general consensus is that the left hand is the sarcasm hand because the right hand is raised when under oath. It is now used on the internet (mainly Sparklife) by anyone who wants to be sarcastic on the internet. To use the sarcasm hand, type *raise sarcasm hand*

Better watch out, Osama Bin Laden will get you!*raises sarcasm hand*

by TheGlassCat September 7, 2013

Hand-plate

Hand-plate- a lad that is invited to private parties such as; 21st, 18th ,wedding,funeral or dinner dance. When the food is revealed he will try and fit as much on his hand as possible without the inconvenience of using a plate. The hand may consist of many food types such as sandwiches, chicken tenders, sausages, salad, onion rings, cake.

Look at hand-plate he has 12 onion rings on each finger.

Where are all the sandwiches gone?
Did you try the hand-plate?

Jaysus nothing left at this fuckin party, Buth shur sin't hand-plate here ya could feed a small african town off his hand

One in the bush is worth two in the hand plate

by cash-in-the-neil April 13, 2013

a big hand

enthusiastic round of applause

Let's give him a big hand.

by AnasatasiaSa October 4, 2014

Giving a hand

1: helping someone with something
2: masturbating someone until they ejaculate
3: giving a round of applause

in the porn industry, you will see some hot bitches or hot guys giving a hand to their partner until they cum

by curtis450 May 23, 2019

hand shag

the act of pleasuring one's self with the use of the hand.
Can also be performed by a partner.

Dr. Smith: And all we need is a semen sample, so just have a go in that there room. Just a little hand shag will do.

by Finnegan Family September 22, 2007