Dead grandpa

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandpa....I really miss him.

by Hahaha bad July 13, 2023

grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.

“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

Money Grandpa

Nickname for George Washington, because he’s on the dollar bill

he’s the money grandpa

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2021

grandpa's boy

A male who has inherited their grandfather's racist views and beliefs, usually due to spending time together in excess.

John's rob is so white, he must be a grandpa's boy.

by Shattergang Ace December 31, 2023

Grandpa Speakers

A nice thick ass

Damn Mat! Did you see the size of those grandpa speakers?

by Mcgurt November 13, 2021

weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.

I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2017

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009