Similar to No Nut November, you cannot ejaculate or bust one under any circumstance. Although, No Nut Nineteen takes place during all of 2019. You cannot ejaculate or bust one for the entirety of 2019. That's right, an entire year without busting a nut. Those who undergo this challenge will start to notice that they strange abilities after the 2nd week of January, but those who finish the challenge will have power beyond imagination.
The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019
- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.
- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.
- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.
- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.
- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.
- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.
- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )
Do at your own risk.
But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
The rules are similar to those of No Nut November, but some have been changed. It's simple
- The challenge takes place starting exactly the second after December 31st of 2018 and ends the second after December 31st of 2019
- You are not allowed to have any form of sex, masturbation, or bust a nut.
- The watching of pornography and boners are tolerated, although busting a nut in doing so will result in an immediate fail.
- You shall only experience one wet dream, but none further than that. Having more than one will result in an immediate fail.
- You only have one shot. Fail even once, and you're out for the entire year.
- If one survives the year without failing, he shall deemed a victor of the challenge.
- If one should break ANY of the rules, he shall take the L immediately.
- ( You have exactly survive the entire time, no later than the second it turns 2019, and the second it turns 2020 )
Do at your own risk.
But is it really that hard not to nut for a year?
Little Jimmy had attempted No Nut Nineteen. He was walking home after a strenuous day of school only to find that his girlfriend, Chalesa, was in his bed. "Hey baby, lemme have it," Chalesa said. "Aww man, I'm sorry girl, but I can't," he replied. "Why not?" she asked. "Babe, I'm sorry but Im doing No Nut Nineteen," he answered. "So you think that made-up challenge is better than your OWN bitch!?" she yelled. "No it's not-," he said before being cut off by Chalesa, "It's like what?" she asked. "You know what?" she replied. "We're done. That's it, we're over," she said peacefully stomping out of the room. She slammed the door. Pow! It shook the room to it's core leaving Little Jimmy closer to passing No Nut Nineteen, but ultimately losing his bitch.
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