Murph

To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.

I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!

I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.

by Danny Ditched March 30, 2005

molphin

verb;act of kissing someone from lips to lips

monika: baby are you goin to molphin today
rob: hellllll ya.

by hellzyah8 August 25, 2011

Mulching

The act of chewing Tobacco from one's anus.

Last night Billy and I were mulching at the golf course. Unfortunately we were kicked out for not having pants on.

by David "D-Na$ty" Locher June 13, 2019

mulchmite128

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Me: Mulchmite128 can I have some free items?

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by Distinguished December 15, 2020

Pewber Mulch

The loose,left over pubic hair that ends up in your underwear after a trim.

" My balls we itching bad today."
" You got the crabs ??"
" No just a little pewber mulch. "

by Bel Aire Beeryan May 10, 2010

Hot Murphied

Getting creamed in the ass, doggy style.

She asked him to make sure she got Hot Murphied later while watching Saving Private Ryan, because she didn't want to need to clean up and miss a scene.

by Soundman414 May 27, 2018

Milly Mumph

This is a great word. It is derived from the word Gee Mumph. It can mean anything. It is an explanation of someone screwing something up or something not going according to plan. It can also be used to haze others. Milly Mumph is something of a wonder. Originally coined by the awesome stoner Steve B from Missouri. Used by only the best.

Tommy: Mark, you really Milly Mumphed it this time.
Mark: Look at that guy, being a Milly Mumph.
Be careful or you'll Milly Mumph it again.
Stop being a Milly Mumph!

by Bill Lumberg August 4, 2021