mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

mullet-hawk

A hairstyle in which a young male, usually of Persian descent, has a mohawk up front fading into a mullet.

Dude, your hair is a pefect mullet-hawk

by jl5ten November 6, 2009

Minge Mullet

A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.

Burtha really has the most beautiful minge mullet

by d3@N November 7, 2010

fem-mullet

The mullet on a female, usually a bull-dyke lesbian (aka lumberjack lesbian).

Further defined as "Women's Lib. in the front, house-wife in the back." - Kozar

My ex-girlfriend will most likely have a fem-mullet by then end of this year.

by Kozar April 10, 2005

fag mullet

A hair style that makes a man look like a dyke or lesbian.

Why does Bon Jovi look like a dyke at the Grammys? - Yeah, he has a "fag mullet".

by JPSnake February 1, 2010

Bondi mullet

A floating piece of shit found in waterways

"As gary swam along, he bumped headfirst into a fresh bondi mullet"

by Erken McSchtoogeldorfennargen July 19, 2004

proto-mullet

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status

Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.

by Rumsey February 11, 2008