Halo Mullet

a person with a traditional mullet, but fails to come to grips with the fact that they have a 8 inch diameter bald spot on the upper posterior portion of their dome.

Fred: damn, Chuck has had that same hairstyle since high school.
Ralph: I know, well he's so close to retirement, he might as well keep it.
Fred: yeah, but isn't he embarassed by that big bald spot on the back.
Ralph: oh, the halo? no, that's a part of the halo mullet.
Fred: yeah, Chuck has always been a great innovator.

by BILL FROM HAYWARD November 19, 2006

mullet-hawk

A hairstyle in which a young male, usually of Persian descent, has a mohawk up front fading into a mullet.

Dude, your hair is a pefect mullet-hawk

by jl5ten November 6, 2009

Minge Mullet

A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.

Burtha really has the most beautiful minge mullet

by d3@N November 7, 2010

fem-mullet

The mullet on a female, usually a bull-dyke lesbian (aka lumberjack lesbian).

Further defined as "Women's Lib. in the front, house-wife in the back." - Kozar

My ex-girlfriend will most likely have a fem-mullet by then end of this year.

by Kozar April 10, 2005

Bondi mullet

A floating piece of shit found in waterways

"As gary swam along, he bumped headfirst into a fresh bondi mullet"

by Erken McSchtoogeldorfennargen July 19, 2004

fag mullet

A hair style that makes a man look like a dyke or lesbian.

Why does Bon Jovi look like a dyke at the Grammys? - Yeah, he has a "fag mullet".

by JPSnake February 1, 2010

proto-mullet

A haircut on its way to attaining full mullet status

Joel had a shaved head 2 months ago, but now he has a proto-mullet.

by Rumsey February 11, 2008