Muddy Mitten

When you anally fist a girl, and it comes out covered in shit.
Alternatively you can cover your fist in shit then shove it in her box.

Broham, I fisted her up the ass last night and she gave me a muddy mitten.

by Gunship May 5, 2019

Muddy lid

when your willy has a bit of poo left on it after anal sex

"bro I was hitting it from the back and she left me with a muddy lid"

by DonDion August 28, 2019

muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.

After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.

by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019

Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.

Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.

by DoubleTT August 15, 2021

muddy lasagna

When a girl is constipated, she has her male/ female counterpart preform sexual acts on her anus, to release the constipation, until there’s shit dripping down her vagina, using it as a lube, you create a muddy lasagna.

“OH YEAH, my gf was so backed up the other day we had to preform the muddy lasagna”

by Bobbyduck November 17, 2021

Muddafooko

Toddism for a person, place or thing (Muddafooko).
It can also be used as an adjective.

I am rolling with you muddafookos forever!
Did you see how that muddafooko took off?
They sell bagels in that muddafooko!
Let’s see what’s going on with that muddafooko report.

by Word Elf December 8, 2022

Tuff Mudder

When you're having anal sex and the person on the receiving end bleeds and shits on you're dick while you cum.

Chris: Dude this one time Sally and I were doing anal and she bled out of her asshole and she fudged my stick dude once I came.

Josh: dude no way she gave you a tuff mudder!!!!!!!!

by Notsex July 31, 2013