moserity

absolute cock whore works at a roblox school bc he has no one in real life

person 1:moserity wants your dick dude

person 2: wtf that’s no surprise

by mellys target June 30, 2019

Moses

An amazing friend. You can talk to her about anything and know it won't get repeated. Loves taking headless pictures on basketball buses.

Moses is a sweeet person

by RayRay04 March 4, 2009

Lets Mosey

when a man puts a anchor up his ass and jumps in the water while reciving head.

Uncle paul pulled another lets mosey on the boat in Lake Lealanau, last weekend

by Peachy Pie, Lemon Merengue and Key Lime December 24, 2007

Moses

everything is fine or good as in there is no problem.

-yo, how was the trip
-it was moses


-you have everything set up?
-yes, yes everything is moses.

by chop88 June 27, 2005

moseleying

To linger about in the most somber of ways.

Da mouf always be ah moselying around and ah day dreamin' about a certain ah someone.

by Mark January 17, 2005

Menstrual Moses

The art of fornicating with a female during her period. also referred to as parting the red sea, geting your red-wings, or canoeing in a blood ocean.

Friend: Hey alex, what are you up to tonight?

Alex: Im exercising my religion, im acting as menstrual moses in my bedroom play with nicole tonight.

Friend: Damn homie, make sure you wear a condom

Alex: Christianity does not permit the use of condoms, im skinny dipping tonight!

by wadditz88 May 5, 2009

Hot moses

A guy and a girl in a steam room are about to have sex with the girl on her period. The guy lights the girl's bush on fire, parts the red sea and comes back "down the mountain" with blood clots all over him.

I parted the read sea and did a hot moses with Mary last night!

by Nickisick March 28, 2015