dancing monkey

Someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.

Bruce is my dancing monkey.

by bobcows October 14, 2003

monkey talk

Ebonics

Whuffo be shizzle nizzle..?
Never mind, that's just ebonics

by move zig September 26, 2003

code monkey

An affectionate term for a specific kind of underpaid, overworked (often by volition), increasingly underappreciated indentured servant, otherwise known as a Software Programmer.

Derrived from the Latin-Greek "Codex" and the Obsolete-Japanese "Donkey Kong San"

"Socrates says we're all just expendable code monkeys, sitting here in the late Tokugawa period. . ."

by Jiggy-Fly December 22, 2003

sick little monkey

What Ren called Stimpy when he was angry at him sometimes, can also be used when someone does something sneaky or disgusting.

I can't believe you tried to steal that from me!!

...You sick little monkey!!!

by M. Dogg August 23, 2006

Monkeybagging

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

data monkey

An employee whos job it is to take data from one source (eg SQL Server) and stick it in another source.

A bit like a DBA (Database Administrator) but without the job prospects.

"Hey Jim, do you have that Excel spreadsheet yet?"

"No Pete, the Data Monkey has only had the jobsheet for 6 days, I'll have it for Christmas...I think."

by Moose Taylor June 27, 2005

Butt Monkey

A Character in a television show, manga, anime, comic book, webcomic, etc. who constantly gets abused and never gets ahead in life. Played for comedy.

Waspinator is a Butt Monkey! He even says 'Why universe hates Waspinator?!'

by SSM12 September 28, 2012