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Monotone Chase

The act of atlking in a monotone and talking without using your lips.
Nick was talking in a monotone Chase.
by Chase Halverson December 4, 2005
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Monicornies

An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
Bob:Hey Jill! Look at those sexy beasts over there!
Jill: Those are Monicornies, Bob
by Ninja master Phil November 23, 2010
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Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
by gee_ March 7, 2018
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monton

pronounced moan-tone. Used to describe a piece of land that is bigger than a mound but smaller than a mountain.
I thought that I was going to be climbing the Goulsville Mountain but now i realize it is just a monton.
by Angela Nicole February 2, 2008
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Northern Mojito

A tasty adult beverage consisting of rye and ginger ale.

A true Northern Mojito will be made with a Canadian staple rye such as Canadian Club or Crown Royal.
Rye and Ginger Ale. If ordering at a bar, or club, you may order a Northern Mojito by asking for a rye and ginger, Canadian Club and Ginger, or Crown and ginger.
by Beef Dip August 21, 2012
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Monico

Fuck that monico.
by Monico Hater 101 February 11, 2020
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Manitoban Thrust

Pressing your ass against someones face and shitting into their nose
"Yesterday Tess wouldn't shut up so i gave her a Manitoban Thrust."
"Good job man!!!!!"
by Brett Doerksen October 19, 2006
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