Mongolian Blivet

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

Guy 1: That chick's bra is too small
Guy 2: Yeah, it makes her tits look like a Mongolian Blivet.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.

Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!

by cassoy August 4, 2021

Mongolian winter

A period of an unseasonably cold spring, similar to an Indian Summer.

Snowing in April? We are having a Mongolian winter

by jonjonson28 March 8, 2023

mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.

He gave that girl his Mongolian toothbrush.

by Jesus_Kitten May 20, 2014

Mongolian backshots

getting destroyed in a game or sport in a humiliating way, or backshots were moans are replaced with mongolian throat singing, and the givers hands are pulling your hair.

"Bro i was getting mongolian backshots"
"What happened?"
"I lost to Brad 20 to 1, and then he gave me mean mongolian backshots, man ypu should have heard my throat singing!"
"The fuck?"

by Day_Dog_The1st February 20, 2025

Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.

I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.

by Mongal Man July 15, 2025

Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.

Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.

by Beezunquette August 8, 2023