Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit
Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped
by insan3 September 09, 2021
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Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.
Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!
by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024
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mongolian toothbrush

The act of shaving ones pubes and placing the hair onto ones penis, followed by inserting cet penis into the mouth of another individual.
by Jesus_Kitten April 07, 2014
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When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
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Mongolian paddleboat mutiny

A sexual act in which a female partner gets 6 of her friends to drink yak's milk for several hours, the male partner is then beaten with leather straps or belts while the women urinate on him, simulation the act of mutiny on a Paddleboat adrift in the Mongolian Sea.
Being a high-powered alpha male rocket surgeon, the only way I can get off while I'm on leave from Seal Team 6 is when Debbie and her knitting circle surprise me with a Mongolian Paddleboat Mutiny.
by Beezunquette August 08, 2023
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Mongolian

Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.
A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.
by Eastermister January 09, 2020
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Mongolians

chinii eej. if you don't know what that means, you're not mongolian.
by chiniieej January 03, 2022
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