ass monger 

One who spreads and/or promotes ass.

Kailan Fish is a real assmonger.

ass monger by TheNeonRaindeer January 28, 2003

douche monger 

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

douche monger by Bill March 15, 2004

turd monger 

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

turd monger by Meng September 1, 2004

Ass Monger 

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

Ass Monger by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006

Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

Shit Monger by Zoloft July 25, 2004

Mongeni 

An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter

Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.

Mongeni by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003

Fish Monger 

Derivede from fish bandit. One who cannot be trusted to make a key/clutch fish toss. (refer to fish bandit)

Person #1: OMFG, he just missed hitting a midget and a fat woman!

Person #2: Good job fish monger.

Fish Monger by wakiminator June 28, 2009