bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".
Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.
by Deserita September 04, 2007
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Virgin Mobile

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
by max223 November 19, 2006
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pos mobile

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.
Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!
by Meng October 07, 2004
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mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger
Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.
by Tonksalot September 14, 2018
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Mobile Condom

A person who has been cummed into and binned
My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.
by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021
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Rice mobile

Any Japanese car or car not developed to be a racing car lowered about 6 inches and added custom rims on. Most popularly with a leopard skin draped over the hood, the typical MILF leopard print seats and a 2 foot spoiler on any part of the car. Modified with air intakes even though they would never need to have them since the car can't go that fast in the first place. Examples would be a 1998 scion cube with a spoiler and air intake. May be a 1994 Chevy Camaro but pimped out to the point you know the driver will be forever a virgin. And they sound like active suicide bombs, and would be taken out in a second if driven in New York.
"Look at that fucker driving his rice mobile(or ricewagon). I can hear him coming from 3 miles away. JORDAN and or GREGBORY KING
by randomclevername September 08, 2017
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gypsy mobil

A gypsy mobil is a fully working caravan (travellers vehicle) that runs on three wheels and 5 star equipment inside.
Oh wow mate, your gypsy mobil is in mint condition.
by Gyppotraveverywhere August 24, 2017
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