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Vegemite Miner

An Australian term for a gay dude. Vegemite is a brown paste that looks like poop commonly found in Australia as a kind of edible spread. Poop is found in the butthole. Gay dudes go into other dudes buttholes. They often come out with poop on whatever part of their body they used to enter the other dudes anal cavity. Thus when they "pack the fudge," they are in fact mining for Vegemite as well.
Bob: Yo so that dude is the biggest vegemite miner ive ever met.

Joe: Ya bro i know. hes completely gay. what a flamer.
by BD72 February 13, 2009
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sex miner

A male who sleeps around wearing a miners headlamp
Where is Birty tonight?
He's being a sex miner!
by Mathew Salmon July 30, 2006
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Misery chick

An ex-girlfriend who was a bitch to be with, and still continues to give you misery in one way or another after you dump her. Misery chicks love to spread gloom and doom to every corner of your life. This type of chick loves to see you unhappy and being with her often results in having an "icebox where your heart used to be".
Winston: Man, there's this girl who I'm really into, but she's always saying that I don't open up to her and that she can never get close to me, ya know?

Frank: Dude, it's probably that misery chick Colleen that set you back a couple of emotional steps.

Winston: Ya, that chick was a bitch!
by chemistryandphysics September 27, 2009
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vaginer miner

one who mines the vagina, one who engages in sexual intercourse often
He gets laid all the time...He's a Vaginer Miner!
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
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Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.
Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!
by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009
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Les Misérables

A novel written by Victor Hugo, first published in 1862, that has film and musical adaptations.
Consisting of 5 parts, all of which are set in different times, the novel can be considered as 5 volumes rather than the 1 book.

The most well known and regarded part is set in June 1832 and based loosely around the June rebellion. Important characters and dates in this section are accurate as Victor Hugo (the author) was present for part of said rebellion.
Les Misérables also happens to be the best selling musical of all time. It was first opened and performed in English on the 8th of October, 1985 by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
The film was released in 2012.
Les Misérables is amazing but the film casting, as well as the casting in previous musical productions, has sparked conflict within fans. Fans of the novel are often not fond of the musical as it is inaccurate,
by Permets-tu January 2, 2015
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Pillow Miner

A guy who often masturbates by humping pillows.
Ted: What're those white stains on your pillow?

Bob: Oh, its just hair gel.

Ted: Sure thing, pillow miner.
by Sir-Shankalot September 26, 2008
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