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mincer

A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile
'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'
by Max-Felix October 10, 2006
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Mince

verb 'to mince'
To spend 'quality' time with your gf when you could be having much better time with your mates and you know it.
In extreme cases one might say 'boiling a bag of mince'
Wheres steve wasnt he supposed to be coming for a surf?
Nah hes on the fucking mince.
Surprise sur-fucking-prise

or

You out on thursday
Nah mate im boiling a bag of mince
Aeeetn
by johhnyboygomez June 20, 2005
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Mincers

Freakishly small feet, especially on a male.
"Look at the mincers on that dude!" or "Why can't you just get on your mincers and prance away from me."
by Nannerama April 8, 2010
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Close-Minded

Someone who does not have the mental capacity to accept gender as something other than a dictionary definition.
Wow, Dom is so close-minded.
by LiterallyMe August 13, 2014
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Empty minded

A guy from California who thinks nobody he had ever met in life had ever tried to capitalize off a perceived weakness of his. Nobody had ever thought he was oblivious to their true agenda in life, everybody he met was perfect and wonderful.
The empty minded guy seemed to trust everybody he met, though people considered him ignorant, and his existence blissful.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
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Mince Pie

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.
Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like
by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020
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MINCE

what to shout at somebody who looks homosexual in anyway (walking, clothes, facial expression)
paul: hey nick look at that guy
nick: yeah he looks gay
paul: *shouts& MINCE!!
by paul of death October 21, 2003
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