Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
by bossofpiza November 22, 2016
 Get the Military Alarm Clockmug.
Get the Military Alarm Clockmug. The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 1, 2018
 Get the Military Recruitmug.
Get the Military Recruitmug. This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
 Get the Military penguinmug.
Get the Military penguinmug. by love_4332 September 22, 2017
 Get the military sexmug.
Get the military sexmug.