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Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.
by bossofpiza November 22, 2016
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Military Recruit

A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.
The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 1, 2018
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Military penguin

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019
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military sex

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse
my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!
by love_4332 September 22, 2017
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