miles lee

1. nerd
2. prepubescent

3. hottie thottie mcflurry
4. stupid
5. tiny pp

miles lee is a goofy goober

by yormahm February 5, 2022

Delaware mile

A unit of distance that is anywhere between a kilometer and a standard mile.

The exit numbers on this highway are in Delaware miles.

by AnonymousPatcher July 17, 2014

Stoner Mile

The distance something (I.e. a lighter) feels away from you when it's just out of your reach and you are high.

Dude, grab that lighter.
Bruh it's a stoner mile away.

by ghostofmonroe January 28, 2015

Topo Mile

A mile that is much longer than a regular mile. Comes from the tendency of the hike-planning tool "Topo!" to vastly underestimate distances.

"Okay, so the map says we're only three Topo Miles away. We should be able to make it in a few days."

by meizlizard July 19, 2009

mile day

the worst day of the week.

“oh. mr (sorry sorry captain) fucshetti, is wearing his special stance socks. must be mile day!”

by annabananaaa June 12, 2018

Miles Bridges

A mix of surprise and disappointment

(When you beat the absolute fuck out of your wife in front of the kids because she made your chicken grilled instead of fried)

Bro you totally Miles Bridges that girl.

I saw her about to drown the 3rd kid so I Miles Bridged her

by Mr. Krabs hehe July 2, 2022

Miles AG

Miles AG is everything you could ever want in a black king. He has the locs, big lips, beautiful brown eyes, big hands for grabbing ass, and a fat juicy ass of his own. His soft silky voice makes you want to cum BUCKETS upon hearing it. He is eye candy for both men and women. He is funny, intelligent, hard working, and all around perfect. Lets not forget his unmatched skills in the bedroom. After a night with Miles Giddings, sex with anyone else just feels stale and boring. No one can compare to his mastery of foreplay. His large smooth hands make you feel like you're floating when they are inside you . His plump lips feel like marshmallows as they slowly kiss every crevice of your body. His massive cock that just always knows how to hit the right spots. Miles AG really is one of a kind.

I just had the night of my life with Miles AG

by P. Hestings September 10, 2022