midget hunting season

well you get a tater gun load it with a net and when you see a midget walking down the street you shoot him with the gun the net will capture him and you jump on him real fast and tie his arms and legs together grab the end of the net and beat him on the ground real hard till it knocks him out then take him to the taxidermy and get him stuff and put him on the wall until and you find a shorter one its a world wide sport

hunter: come here you little midget
midget: your never gonna catch me you big....person
hunter:im gonna catch you little shit
midget:run run run you cant catch me im the ginger bread man
hunter: for those little legs you can run pretty fast
*boom* the net catches the midget
midget screams
hunter: just like catchin howgs in the old days *spits*
MIDGET HUNTING SEASON: AMDERICAN SPORT

by big redneck August 5, 2006

Kit kat a midget

the act of fingering a midget female with four fingers; to use four fingers to sexually pleasuring a short person.

(lil wayne: every girl) Mack Maine-
"For free suites Id give Paris Hilton all-nighters
In about 3 years, holla at me Miley Cyrus
I don't discriminate, no not at all
Kit kat a midget if that ass soft I break her off"

by angielovesvaginaandtitties May 25, 2009

midget penis

When your penis is at its very smallest. The exact opposite of having a boner.

I always do a good penis pull and stretch as I approach the urinal so if anyone peeks while I'm peeing it won't look like I have midget penis

by jjjjeezy July 8, 2011

Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

midget mac

Funny smalll black dude was on vh1 i love new york 2 also was in tpains video im sprung

"Midget mac killed them cats on i love new york 2"

by Jamie Cole November 29, 2007

Midgame

Similar to pregaming, drinking between two social events (or sometimes midway through one event) usually at someones house. Like pregaming, it can be to avoid expensive drinks in town or to just be drunk on reaching the second event.

We're going out for dinner then back to Dave's to midgame at his flat before going to a club

by Moliey November 21, 2009

Midget Snare

(Noun) A tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.

After watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. I noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. I quickly set up the Midget Snare and jumped behind a bush. As the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. The 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. She was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. It was the best Example of a Midget Snare ever. As she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. After 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. I put her in my Midget Collection Bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.

by midgets.steal.soul February 11, 2010