Elevator Mechanic

Badass tradespeople skilled in welding, electrical, hydraulic, mechanical, automation, and electronics. Installing and maintaining elevators, escalators, moving walks, dumbwaiters, and rack and pinions.
"Those Elevator Mechanics are the king of all trades. Them 'sum bitches can do anything and make a pile of money."
by Random1Alex December 08, 2022
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Quantum Jiggle Mechanics

the branch of mechanics that deals with the mathematical description of the motion and interaction of subatomic particles involving high levels of jiggle
Damn boy, let me test them cheeks quantum jiggle mechanics to determine the probability of cake clapping.
by Chwailhunter334 December 28, 2023
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Big Mechanic

A man who is highly well trained in fixing or repairing vehicles, A person who is highly well educated in vehicles.
by Repoeman May 21, 2010
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Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.
"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"
by LilChillbil August 12, 2017
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homemade mechanic

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door
by LordMemion February 08, 2017
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AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.
"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)
by TheEskimo747 December 17, 2023
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mechanical circumsition

when a girl or boy with braces gives you a blowjob and they excessively rip of your foreskin and drink the blood
hmmmm kai it looks quite tight let me give you a mechanical circumsition
by suspicius December 10, 2024
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