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Mechanical Pride

Using your less desirable tool or machine for the job, only because of the fact that it's yours.
"When we get to Moab, let's rent a sweet Jeep to hit the trails with!" "No way. I've got too much mechanical pride for that. We're taking my stock, 94 Geo Tracker!"
by anonymous October 18, 2022
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Field Mechanic

A person who drives a toolbox truck (service truck) and provides expedite repairs on heavy equipment which is unreasonable or impossible to deliver to a repair facility. Field mechanics are notorious for working long hours in harsh enviroments
The oil rig broke down? Damn it! Call the Field Mechanic, tell him its an emergency!
by Tjcbiker October 18, 2022
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Mechanic

Someone you go to because you don’t know what the Fuck you are doing
I’ll give up I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing I’ll go to the mechanic
by Ashton079 January 10, 2022
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Mechanic's Quick Fix

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.
That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
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Gacha Mechanics

Greedy game company: I-It's not gambling, i-i-i'ts uhh, gacha mechanics!!!111!!!!!!111!111!1 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Normal person: My man Gacha mechanics and gambling are literally the same.
by somebody10291029102 June 5, 2022
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Ghetto Mechanics

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”
by Sumkidontheintertet December 19, 2021
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Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline
You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is
by Tom wealy December 26, 2021
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