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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
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bolognese mayonnaise

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021
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Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
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Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!
"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"
by JamesPage February 18, 2025
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Mayonnaise Sandwich

Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.
by Cr8ivewonder December 2, 2018
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Mayonnaise Stream

A stream in which the streamer is sliding around on the floor covered in mayo.
When is the mayonnaise stream?
by EpicHunter October 4, 2023
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Party mayonnaise

Ejactulate
I had a crazy night and still have some party mayonnaise on my dress.
by Hithere! August 7, 2015
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