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Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.
I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.
by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018
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mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017
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bolognese mayonnaise

Beta male: i don't like having sex on her period
Alpha: not a bolognese mayonnaise fan, huh?
by naprimerjanez February 1, 2021
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Mayonnaise Bomb

A mayonnaise bomb is when you put mayonnaise in your mouth and go to kiss somebody and while your kissing them you put the mayonnaise in their mouth
Oh yeah, last night i gave her the biggest mayonnaise bomb
by OwenDaDawg94 May 24, 2023
mugGet the Mayonnaise Bombmug.

poopy mayonnaise

A very intelligent word only used by very intelligent and big ball people referring to the term I shit in my mayonnaise.

Only the most intelligent people use this word!
Man: I almost died today!
Woman: omg are you ok?

Random man: poopy mayonnaise
by phonebadbookgood April 20, 2022
mugGet the poopy mayonnaisemug.

Mayonnaise

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later
by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021
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