a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression
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The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity
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Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~
⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.
⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~
⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.
"Man I gotta hit they hay, ya'know what I mean?"
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"
"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"
"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."
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Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.
Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.
Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.
Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.
Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.
Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
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