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mattress dent

a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression
yo that’s a fat mattress dent wtf
by depressed whore November 13, 2020
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mattress baby

when you’ve been slept on your whole entire life and you’re at the point of being used to it...
“i’m a mattress baby, been slept on since i was a jit
by broady2x December 9, 2020
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Mattress matriarch

The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity
I’m okay with any mattress matriarchs for our sex cult.
by BJmama69 October 3, 2021
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mattrell

A bitch ass nigga who be ass tasting.

-Shepara<3
I heard Mattrell be eating ass!
by I hate Matt💕 November 22, 2021
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Mattress Cracking

When you get too close to the edge of your mattress and it goes in your arse crack.
Mike: Bro, how was your night last night?

Paul: Dude, we got some serious action, but three adults in a single bed? I ended up mattress cracking all night!
by mjmnz April 3, 2022
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Mattressexual

Meh·tris·cex·ual~

⠀⠀⠀⠀~adjective~

⠀⠀⠀⠀To be sexually or romantically attracted to the inanimate object commonly referred to as Mattresses ("beds", "bunks", "sacks", etc.) regardless of the item's manufacturer or country of origin.
"Man I gotta hit they hay, ya'know what I mean?"
"For sure! I'm Mattressexual, so I hit it all the time!"

"My friend came out to me last weekend. I knew he was being real with me when he no longer wished to go the fuck to bed, but that he had wished to go to fuck the bed. I accept him greatly for this bravery in coming out as a Mattressexual."
by PsychAnon January 18, 2023
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new mattress effect

When that new mattress feels like a cloud and you want to sleep all the time.

Origin: In Malcolm in the Middle (Season 7, 146-17), Malcolm and Dewey find a new mattress. Malcolm proceeds to sleep infinitely on the mattress, thus, Malcolm experiences the new mattress effect.
Bob: When I got my new mattress I put myself on mandatory bed rest to enjoy the supremacy over my old one.

Joe: That's the new mattress effect, I've had it too.

Tim: I've slept for three days on my new mattress, I can't tell if it's draining my soul or helping it.

Bob: I'm going through the same thing, it's the new mattress effect.
by Allen75 June 16, 2010
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