Lit ass man
HUGE COCK HOLY Cow I SAW IT ONCE AND IM IN LOVEEEEE WITH HIM GREAT HAIR USUALLY FLUFFY AND EVERYTHING IS JUST MOUTH WATERING
HUGE COCK HOLY Cow I SAW IT ONCE AND IM IN LOVEEEEE WITH HIM GREAT HAIR USUALLY FLUFFY AND EVERYTHING IS JUST MOUTH WATERING
by IronMan4206978047 May 31, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. A man of great stature and definitely of allah. His penis is very long im sure, almost as long as mine. He prays five times a day to allah, and reads the torah, shit i mean koran 4 hours a day. My father has been begging him to marry his youngest daughter, but he has refused since he is still working for the norwegian government and is not that down bad yet. Im personally very interested in matthew and hopefully by the time we are wed my waves will have come in completely.
-Wavecheck
-Wavecheck
Oh lookie here, that white boy is reading the koran, growing a beard, and entering Crunch Fitness, he must be Matthew
by Noor “Wavecheck” muhammad July 5, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by matthew hater September 21, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. A man with a massive penis
by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Watch out! Matthew's on the prowl!
by Based Individual1984 November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew, where do you being. A Matthew is someone you want to be, you look up to. U want to be half the man he is he is amazing in every way he is a mentor, best friend, partner. He’s the guy that you have been looking for your whole life. He is funny, he can brighten the whole room with one smile. His energy bursts of happiness and is the best energy you have ever seen and felt, it’s warming and amazing. He has the best personality you’ll ever meet in your life, he is the life of the party he brings joy and amazement to every conversation. He is smart. He puts everyone else first before him, he thinks about everyone but him, but he is better than everyone in every way. He is a gentleman at heart and knows how to treat others with respect and kindness. He knows what the importance in life. He is the kid that hypes you up when you aren’t around, he is the kid that will jump into a fight with you to stand bye you. He would take a bullet for you. A Matthew is a all round awesome person and is super handsome. And Matt he is your best friend you couldn’t ask for anyone else he is your brother for life and nothing can break that. If you have a Matthew never let him go because i know I won’t.
There is Matthew
by AreYouKeeeme January 22, 2019
Get the Matthewmug.