massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.

Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.

by PowerMan60k December 4, 2016

Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

by splitarse February 16, 2012

Massive

Wanna know what else is massive? THAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAAAAAAAAAAAAAPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Person 1: "Bro the burj khalifa is massive"
Person 2: "wanna know what else is MASSIVE?"
Person 1: "NO PLEASE DON-"
Person 2: "THAT LOOOOOOOOOO-"

by ParkerYLI January 25, 2025

Massive

Low taper fade

I just had this MASSIVE steak! you know what else is massive? LOWWWW TAPER FADEE

by Ninjatylerlowtaperfadeblevins January 19, 2025

Massive woopsie

Being made a Prince because no one wants to be a queen and your not good enough to be a king.

Tyler your a massive woopsie

by Cmb2001 ytk January 9, 2022

massive-dong

(adj.) An combined word that functions as an adjective meaning "large"

When Janet told me she was going on a date with Martha, I said it was a massive-dong mistake.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a massive-dong hamburger.

by lucas_knows May 27, 2022

Massive L

A severely overweight woman that exists out there. Beware, they are picky eaters and may make you waste upwards of $15000 on a relationship you do not want to be in.

No one likes Massive L

by Silverman133 March 31, 2023