mandeponium

Pandemonium so out of control that it's shifted the alphabet around. Sheer and utter chaos. Absolute bedlam. Also known as Mandy Ponium, the nickname given to holy terrors.

Mother looked up to see what the noise was and mandeponium reigned all over the house.

by mandeponium December 24, 2008

Mandentory

when a man is so caught up in his everyday stress that going to his "man cave" is inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude we gotta chill i got big news.
Guy 2: Dang man is it serious?
Guy 1: Its more than that. Its mandentory

by SWpride September 30, 2011

mandela money

The new South African bank notes with Nelson Mandela's face on them.

I don't have that old cash money anymore, I'm spending that 'mandela money'.

by P S Quint October 28, 2013

Mandela-ing

When playing monopoly, a player stays in jail for an extended period of time to prevent paying rent on expensive properties.

Mandela-ing late in the game allowed Jack to retain enough funds to buy a hotel on boardwalk.

by Braj Gibson December 24, 2013

mandem joking

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019

mandersnatch

a term used to describe someone with resting grimace face.

She's so cool once she drops the mandersnatch

by Ropertamenson November 30, 2021

Lion Mandelbaum

A large masculine hairy Mexican man. Has a massive cock, big and black all around, with pubes like the amazonian rain forest. Proof that someone with a ballsack that touches the ground exists.

Hey dude, when was the last time you saw someone with a Lion Mandelbaum sized cock?

I have never seen someone with a 14 foot cock dude.

by Toebourton May 11, 2022