Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.

When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.

by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023

sugar mommie

ashley weinberg

hey sugar mommie?
yes ashley?
are you a weinberg?
idk son are you a penis?
no im pergante.

by Jerseygirl9998 July 2, 2018

Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

by CockThroater September 11, 2016

Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

by chelanslim January 29, 2009

Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

Freak mommy

A good looking femal

Oooo. Vicki is such a freak mommy!!! She just makes my eyes melt!

by Yumm Yumm July 7, 2010

mommy night

A period of time when a mother gets set free of the mother title and duties. A period time where she can not be forced to change diapers, bathe, feed, put child to sleep, get another drink of water, scare away monsters, or anything else that follows the call of 'Mom...?!?' She is free to leave the home and do whatever is pleasing and stress relieving as the aforementioned 'Mother' perceives.

The mom went out for her monthly mommy night with her friends. Leaving her child/children at home with their father/caregiver

by tarajco4 May 9, 2014