Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

The Lone Ranger

When There Is 2 Guys And A Girl And 1 Of The Guys Kills The Other Guy And Kills The Girl And Then Just Jerks Off By Himself

Phil Pulled The Lone Ranger After He Killed Jill And Danny

by Eric January 25, 2004

Lone Ranger

A person who don’t associate with outsiders don’t need a crowd of people with them all the time can handle their own very secretive about business and love hard not & stands on loyalty

I’m a Lone Ranger I ain’t looking for love no friends I can do it all myself I can hold my own

by Zfkoy January 23, 2022

lonely lodge

The place where you go to get trashy loot when you are playing by yourself.

I went to lonely lodge and got shit

by Cocklover48294 May 6, 2018

lone ranger

having your yam bag splayed across you girls eyes while she huffs your hog.

Hey baby wanna play lone ranger?

by J.F. February 11, 2003

Lone Wolf

1) A person who was excluded from something, so now they sulk in a corner.
2) A person who has a couple friends but never talks in class and usually fails Drama
3) A person who expresses themselves in a way other than talking, such as music or poetry or whatever

That lone wolf talks to nobody

by ArtemisWolfe November 9, 2016

Lonely Homo

When one is to put his legs up on the side of a wall(butt against can also happen) and proceeds to masturbate. When he cums, the cum will fall on his face. Only a homo would like this sensation, and only a lonely and horny person would do it.

I just gave my self a lonely homo, pass me a towel before it gets in my eyes.

by dsgahgsrhr June 7, 2007