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The Matrix Revolutions

One of the greatest movies I have seen in my lifetime. A fantastic ending to The Matrix trilogy.

Anybody who says it sucks most likely just didn't understand it, being that the writers didn't just come out and spoon-feed us all the answers to our questions. With a bit of thought though, you will find that all the questions have, infact, been answered, which makes it all the more intriguing.
Dumbass: The Gaytrix Revolutions sucked man.

Fan: What aspect of The Matrix Revolutions did you not appreciate?

Dumbass: Uh...(sputters moronically for a quick comeback)
by Taintfuck December 17, 2005
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The Gameboy Evolution

The Gameboy Evolution is composed of all the stages the Nintendo Gameboy evolved from. First came the simple Gameboy. (also known as the caveboy) Second, the Gameboy Pocket. Third the Gameboy Color. Fourth the Gameboy Advance. And last is what we now call the Gameboy SP, the most magnificent handheld game ever created. What will come next? Who knows? (the guys already making the new stuff)
In the future all history books will contain the complete Gameboy Evolution! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
by Julian Alvarez January 15, 2004
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Evolution

Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
by AtheistMetal June 7, 2012
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Dance Dance Revolution

Dance karoke. You either look really good playing it, or you suck hard.
Man, I look good playing dancedance revolution!
by Zach G. October 30, 2003
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evolutionist

a person who rejects Creationism as an alternate theory despite huge amounts of contrary evidence, including radiohaloes in diamonds, and many other minerals.

a person who thinks that if you leave some slime in a room with special conditions for billions of years, something will appear (provided nothing living is in the room during that time)

a person who thinks that if you lock a million monkeys in a room with typewriters (given they will not die or be hurt in any way for eternity, and the typewriters can type an infinite amount of text), they will type "At the pet store, Bob bought some hamsters and parrots." after a few billion years. By mathematics 7.390804722X10^76 years provided they typed a key every one eighth of a second, ignoring the Laws of Thermodynamics. It is a simple sentence, but 7X10^76 years is well over even a billion billion years. It takes even more time for a simple virus or cell to appear out of a blob of 'primeval goo.'

(It takes much more time to turn virus or prokaryote into even a plant or fungus)
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by Kevinjh June 13, 2009
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