lemon

A lemon is a story of explicit nature, often seen as fanfiction for video games, anime or manga. It can range from mild to extreme adult scenes. Lemons are usually rated 18+ and are not recommended for minors.

"This lemon is rather steamy compared to one I read yesterday."

by Ameth November 25, 2003

lemon peppa steppas

Some ugly, chunky, way too big shoes that be funky

*girl wearing skinny jeans, a thrasher shirt, and chunky ass filas*
“Ugh she got them lemon peppa steppas”

by Whatchugondo May 31, 2021

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

by SCL-SL March 5, 2009

filthy lemon whore

a filthy lemon stealing whore

you filthy lemon whore

by Corb June 14, 2010

lemonade stand

Sexual act in which a guy receives a blowjob while standing in front of a woman who is seated on the toilet and urinating. Under more austere conditions, the woman may give a blowjob while squatting to urinate.

"...dude, I totally ran a lemonade stand on that chick."

by "em eye" March 30, 2009

Lemon Jelly

The greatest 'chillout' band in the business. Fantastic to sleep and relax to. Their best song being 'Spacewalk' give it a try!

Ahh this music is so relaxing and peacful.. I think I'm gunna fall as..... zzzzz

by Hendles January 1, 2004

Electric Lemonade

An alcoholic concoction of beer, vodka, and lemmonade concentrate. In a large cooler combine a 30 pack of beer (Miller HighLife works well as it has no taste), a one liter bottle of vodka (don't go too cheep, I recomend Smirnoff or Iceburg), and 5 cans of lemmonade concentrate (under no circumstances should u use any other brand other than minute maid brand or your batch will taste like absolute shit). dump all this shit into a large cooler, stir it up, dump in a couple bags of ice and enjoy.

Electric Lemonde is one of those drinks you can give to someone who is dead set against alcohol and they will never know they have an alcoholic drink in their hand and it will absolutly fuck u up.

by Weigel August 24, 2005