lottosexual

Zara Cruz is a lottosexual. Only Zara Cruz. And only that one specific Zara Cruz.

Her sexuality is lottosexual.

by ZaraisLottoSexual September 28, 2022

Australian Lottery

When a gay man finds that his date has a very large penis.

E.g. Big prize down under

Gay guy 1: "So how did it go with your new boyfriend last night?"
Gay guy 2: "Faaabulous!!! He was kind of a neanderthal, but when he took off his pants, I pretty much won the Australian Lottery. He explored my outback all night."

by paco90 January 21, 2011

Health Lottery

Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.

A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay

by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013

Dominican Lottery

When tourists make a hooker pregnant, it's called the "Dominican Lottery" because she is able to claim money for the child or even get a passport to another country.

My friend Jake went on vacation and fucked a hooker without condom. She won the "Dominican Lottery" because she's pregnant and makes him pay for the daughter now!

by Leanuz January 8, 2018

robbie lott

A badass mother fucker who will beat your ass

"Damn you see that boy he's a total robbie lott"

by Ft tfddgvidfg May 7, 2018

london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare

"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"

by Aronnax October 15, 2018

nala lottermoser

The best most caring person who loves her family says no (Bad words) and has a great attitude. She loves to play soccer and has great attitude and is a great leader. HAS NO KIDS.

Nala Lottermoser is the nicest caring person around.

by Lottomunch March 8, 2019