Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.

Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.

by Miss-Phatty January 1, 2008

mah lady

A cooler way of saying "My lady."

Her: "Hey stud."

Him: "Mah lady."

by Colt McStorm June 1, 2011

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 2, 2016

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

baby lady

An attractive female, typically your girlfriend. Unless you're a douch bag.

I could use one every night with a certain baby lady of mine.

by catchymagician January 10, 2019

lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.

Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...

by agoblin November 7, 2017