Lachlan

A dirty jew who makes crappy memes; expected lifespan: 1.5days
Synonyms:
*Jew
*Cancer
*Fag
*Deadmemes

Don't you hate the annoying jew lachlan?

by Proud KKK Member December 3, 2017

Lachance

The name for the best type of person

My best friend Lachance is Amazing!

by Brudda OSASSsss October 25, 2020

Lachanophobic

a person who is scared of lettuce and other vegtibles there fear can lead to sickness due to unhealthy diets

person1 *pulls out lettuce*
person2 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lachanophobic people are weird

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 13, 2022

Lashandism

A woman who uses men. Usually for money, drugs, food or ect. She justifies it as them being her boyfriends and they items they give her in return for her companionship as "gifts".

Girl 1: My boyfriend got me this diamond bracket, these diamond earing, this car with diamonds on the steering wheel. and all I had to do was sleep with him.
Girl 2: "Damn girl that's a Lashandism."

by Ruby Carlsen December 28, 2010

lachlanporteous

An achievement of extreme success unparalleled by lesser men, esp. relating to sporting or academic pursuits. Typically a lachlanporteous will be performed by a man with many talents and many romantic conquests.

"George Gregan did a lachlanporteous for his captainship of the Wallabies."
"You did a lachlanporteous on her."

by ntfactor September 30, 2012

Lacdan

Lacdan, a hard worker, diligent and a fighter. From the outside, he looks cold, and careless but inside, he truly is caring and loving. A familywho came from a working class village in the Philippines, and made their mark in America fulfilling the American dream.

A type personality, demanding, stubborn, intelligent, and pushy. Especially this one guy, man he walks like he's a big shot, head up high drives multiple luxury cars, but claims he is still struggling. Hard to read, and complicated, but given a chance, you'll realize how great of a person he is. Amazing, loyal, and admirable. Great traits.

" There he goes again ...J lacdan, with another new car, wtf....? I thought he said he was broke?" Yup there he goes again, fashionable, pearly white teeth, and yes, the young man is obsessed with removing a pimple he claims is " acne"...... Douche I fucken hate this fucker for working so hard and getting what he wants...." I wish I could be like j Lacdan.. Why is he single????

by Socal92021 October 5, 2013

lachlan battye

Complete sex god. No doubt about it, he can pull any chicks pants down just by looking at them. He isn't boyfriend material though. Lachlan is only the one night stand kind of guy

Wow look at Lachlan Battye I wish he was in my bed

by definadorable July 3, 2016